dakotaraptor:

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

(via spongebobssquarepants)

Timestamp: 1508754106

south-of-the-sun:

I just can’t fucking DO this. Every day your absence sucks a little more life out of me. I don’t know how you do it. This isn’t gradually getting easier like it did last time. It’s just crushing me more and more, to the point of not even going to work.

(Source: weheartit.com, via millielaurens)

Timestamp: 1508754074
  • Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-
  • Me: No returns.
  • Satan: Please it's making me sad.